FERTILISED BY BULLSHIT: Funny Animal Greeting Card

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The first translation of the Latin proverb “Fertilior seges est alieno semper in arvo” into English was published in 1545: “The corne in an other mans ground semeth euer more fertyll and plentiful then doth oure owne”. Ironically, optical laws will make the grass at a distance look greener.