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  • Ezen Designs - Balls and age - Greeting Card - Front

    BALLS AND AGE: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Testicular atrophy - a medical term actually exists for testicle shrinkage. Age, injury, exhaustion from excessive mastur...

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  • Ezen Designs - Best brother ever - Greeting Card - Front

    BEST BROTHER EVER: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Life is better knowing there's that person you can call on for support. Having a sibling is a bond like no other. A6 si...

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  • Ezen Designs - Alcohol and milk  - Greeting Card - Front

    ALCOHOL AND MILK : 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Useful fact about booze. We're told to drink milk before a heavy night of alcohol. Whilst it is a good idea to have food ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Between the pages - Greeting Card - Front

    BETWEEN THE PAGES: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Reading is the top favourite pastime of many people. Studies also prove that they are also a brilliant aid with any stres...

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  • Ezen Designs - Bitch when I breathe - Greeting Card - Front

    BITCH WHEN I BREATHE: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Being a bitch, is the concentration of our most primary instincts that prevent us from living in a community. It is a gir...

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  • Ezen Designs - Older I get - Greeting Card - Front

    OLDER I GET: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: By virtue of having lived forever, older people naturally know it all. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-c...

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  • Ezen Designs - Second hardest thing - Greeting Card - Front

    SECOND HARDEST THING: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: The average man has 11 erections during the day and 9 at night. To add further to this trivia, the average man will ejacu...

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  • Ezen Designs - Alcohol budget - Greeting Card - Front

    ALCOHOL BUDGET: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Apparently, alcohol can help you live longer. Moderate drinking with friends reduces stress and increases the amount of t...

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  • Ezen Designs - Parking and 8 inches - Greeting Card - Front

    PARKING AND 8 INCHES: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Perhaps men may have a greater spatial awareness than women, which helps with driving. However, the majority of all drunk...

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  • Ezen Designs - I'm not bossy - Greeting Card - Front

    I'M NOT BOSSY: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: As quoted by Humphrey Bogart; “if they do things my way, we’ll get along.” Poster of the film “The Flame of New Orleans” ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Carpe diem - Greeting Card - Front

    CARPE DIEM: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Carpe diem, a Latin aphorism, usually translated “seize the day”, comes from the Roman poet Horace’s work Odes (23 BC). T...

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  • Ezen Designs - Book lovers in bed - Greeting Card - Front

    BOOK LOVERS IN BED: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: According to the National Sleep Foundation, a bedtime reading ritual helps to prepare the body for sleep, aiding the mind...

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  • Ezen Designs - Certified bookaholic - Greeting Card - Front

    CERTIFIED BOOKAHOLIC: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Ever wondered which nation leads in the battle of book reading? This is in fact Iceland, where people read more books per...

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  • Ezen Designs - Happy garden - Greeting Card - Front

    HAPPY GARDEN: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: A study found bacteria in soil can trigger the release of serotonin. Through gardening and making contact with soil, even...

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  • Ezen Designs - Gardening kitten - Greeting Card - Front

    GARDENING KITTEN: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Within your garden there are more microorganisms in just one teaspoon of soil than the number of people living on our bea...

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  • Ezen Designs - Purroud gardener - Greeting Card - Front

    PURROUD GARDENER: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Talk to anyone who has raised a garden. The feeling to see a garden successfully bloom or to harvest food brings an amazi...

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  • Ezen Designs - Books smell better - Greeting Card - Front

    BOOKS SMELL BETTER: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: The smell of a book can be a reminder of things past, with all the linked memories, but also, the smell acts as a trigger...

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  • Ezen Designs - Healthy vegans - Greeting Card - Front

    HEALTHY VEGANS: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Studies show that people who follow a vegan or vegetarian diet tend to display lower blood cholesterol, lower blood press...

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  • Ezen Designs - Training everyday - Greeting Card - Front

    TRAINING EVERYDAY: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Did you know that when you lose weight, fat leaves your body via your breath? The fat is released as carbon dioxide when ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Biceps and brains  - Greeting Card - Front

    BICEPS AND BRAINS : 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Even a recent study supports the benefits of weightlifting, not only as an effective way of relieving stress, but also fo...

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  • Ezen Designs - British accent dog - Greeting Card - Front

    BRITISH ACCENT DOG: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: In the 18th century, American and British accents had not yet diverged. Unknown to many, the American accent has changed ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Facebook police - Greeting Card - Front

    FACEBOOK POLICE: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: The entire written works of humankind, of every known language, from the dawn of recorded history, would take up around 5...

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  • Ezen Designs - London calling - Greeting Card - Front

    LONDON CALLING: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: London Calling is a famous song by the British band The Clash which alluded to the BBC World Service's station identifica...

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  • Ezen Designs - Beautiful princess - Greeting Card - Front

    BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: As they said in Sex in the City: “Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and y...

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  • Ezen Designs - Never wrong - Greeting Card - Front

    NEVER WRONG: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance, where both are based on a strong belief in one's own worth. Betwee...

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  • Ezen Designs - Leap of faith  - Greeting Card - Front

    LEAP OF FAITH : 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Great, and otherwise unforeseen opportunities often come from risk-taking. We also learn from risks that give us vital le...

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