Funny Animal (Naughty) Greeting Cards

Text on the reverse side: Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent ...

Text on the reverse side: Words referring to cats being used as vulgar slang for female genitals also exist in some other European languages too. E...

Text on the reverse side: Question: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft? Answer: Chewing gum. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pe...

Text on the reverse side: Did you know that a fully stretched condom can hold almost 4 litres of fluid? Also statistics reveal that 5 billion of th...

Text on the reverse side: The modern slang shortening fabulous to “fab” was first recorded in 1957, popularised in reference to The Beatles. The fu...

Text on the reverse side: Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasu...

Text on the reverse side: The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat ...

Text on the reverse side: According to scientists from Oxford University, women with larger than average butts are more intelligent. Clearly, a gre...

Text on the reverse side: It is said that on average we produce around half a litre of fart every day. If a person were to fart continuously for si...

Text on the reverse side: The earliest reference to “kiss my arse” with the similar spirit of “go to hell” dates as far back as 1705. However, an e...

Text on the reverse side: Did you know that the ancient Greeks had no term to indicate the difference between “heterosexual” and “homosexual”, but ...

Text on the reverse side: Santa has almost two days to deliver presents as he visits over 90 million homes travelling through three different time ...

Text on the reverse side: According to therapist Dr. Laura Berman in her study of physical attraction to sex, “You really learn a lot from a kiss.”...

Text on the reverse side: With modern technology, it is possible to have your anus rejuvenated like a virgin by laser cosmetic surgery. Initially a...

Text on the reverse side: Following are top traits of successful and creative women: Self-belief, confidence, ambition, passion, sense of purpose, ...

Text on the reverse side: In 1890, Massachusetts businessman James Edgar first featured Santa in a department store. Children from all over the sta...

Text on the reverse side: The decorated Christmas tree was a pagan German tradition. Queen Victoria encouraged this “foreign custom” of her German ...

Text on the reverse side: As children we are told how Santa has a list dividing us all up into two categories of “naughty” or “nice”. Will Santa gi...

Text on the reverse side: The origins of the word "naughty" comes from the Old English "nawiht", meaning "nothing". (Hence the word "naught" still ...

Text on the reverse side: “Horny” is related to “horn,” the phallic possibilities of which are self-evident. In English, crudely referred to as “ha...

Text on the reverse side: Elves are small magical creatures, which live in the North Pole and help Santa throughout the year. The 2005 picture book...

Text on the reverse side: In the West, the owl is a symbol of intelligence and wisdom as it was sacred to the goddess of learning, Athena. It is ev...