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Funny Animal (Naughty) Greeting cards

  • Ezen Designs - Hopeless romantic - Greeting Card - Front

    HOPELESS ROMANTIC: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: Question: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft? Answer: Chewing gum. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pe...

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  • Ezen Designs - Santa's naughty list - Greeting Card - Front

    SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: Santa has almost two days to deliver presents as he visits over 90 million homes travelling through three different time ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Lesbians eat what?! - Greeting Card - Front

    LESBIANS EAT WHAT?!: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: Words referring to cats being used as vulgar slang for female genitals also exist in some other European languages too. E...

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  • Ezen Designs - I'm not gay - Greeting Card - Front

    I'M NOT GAY: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: With modern technology, it is possible to have your anus rejuvenated like a virgin by laser cosmetic surgery. Initially a...

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  • Ezen Designs - Ambitchous - Greeting Card - Front

    AMBITCHOUS: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: Following are top traits of successful and creative women: Self-belief, confidence, ambition, passion, sense of purpose, ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Friends and condoms - Greeting Card - Front

    FRIENDS AND CONDOMS: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: Did you know that a fully stretched condom can hold almost 4 litres of fluid? Also statistics reveal that 5 billion of th...

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  • Ezen Designs - Second hardest thing - Greeting Card - Front

    SECOND HARDEST THING: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: The average man has 11 erections during the day and 9 at night. To add further to this trivia, the average man will ejacu...

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  • Ezen Designs - Sit on my lap - Greeting Card - Front

    SIT ON MY LAP: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: In 1890, Massachusetts businessman James Edgar first featured Santa in a department store. Children from all over the sta...

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  • Ezen Designs - Naughty and nice - Greeting Card - Front

    NAUGHTY AND NICE: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: As children we are told how Santa has a list dividing us all up into two categories of “naughty” or “nice”. Will Santa gi...

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  • Ezen Designs - Be naughty - Greeting Card - Front

    BE NAUGHTY: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: The origins of the word "naughty" comes from the Old English "nawiht", meaning "nothing". (Hence the word "naught" still ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Touch my elf  - Greeting Card - Front

    TOUCH MY ELF : 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: Elves are small magical creatures, which live in the North Pole and help Santa throughout the year. The 2005 picture book...

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  • Ezen Designs - Happy penis - Greeting Card - Front

    HAPPY PENIS: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Intellectual badarse - Greeting Card - Front

    INTELLECTUAL BADARSE: 8xCards

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    Text on the reverse side: In the West, the owl is a symbol of intelligence and wisdom as it was sacred to the goddess of learning, Athena. It is ev...

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  • Ezen Designs - Big bum - Greeting Card - Front

    BIG BUM: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: According to scientists from Oxford University, women with larger than average butts are more intelligent. Clearly, a gre...

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  • Ezen Designs - Bitch, I'm fabulous - Greeting Card - Front

    BITCH, I'M FABULOUS: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: The modern slang shortening fabulous to “fab” was first recorded in 1957, popularised in reference to The Beatles. The fu...

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  • Ezen Designs - Wet pussy - Greeting Card - Front

    WET PUSSY: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasu...

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  • Ezen Designs - I am THE bitch - Greeting Card - Front

    I AM THE BITCH: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Love is like a fart - Greeting Card - Front

    LOVE IS LIKE A FART: 8xCards

    £8.80

    Text on the reverse side: It is said that on average we produce around half a litre of fart every day. If a person were to fart continuously for si...

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