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Funny animal (naughty) art print

  • LESBIANS EAT WHAT?!: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: Words referring to cats being used as vulgar slang for female genitals also exist in some other European languages too. Examples i...

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  • I'M NOT GAY: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: With modern technology, it is possible to have your anus rejuvenated like a virgin by laser cosmetic surgery. Initially a procedur...

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  • HOPELESS ROMANTIC: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: Question: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft? Answer: Chewing gum.   Conservation acid-free board included Del...

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  • AMBITCHOUS: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: Following are top traits of successful and creative women: Self-belief, confidence, ambition, passion, sense of purpose, assertive...

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  • FRIENDS AND CONDOMS: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: Did you know that a fully stretched condom can hold almost 4 litres of fluid? Also statistics reveal that 5 billion of these mirac...

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  • SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: Santa has almost two days to deliver presents as he visits over 90 million homes travelling through three different time zones on ...

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  • SIT ON MY LAP: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: In 1890, Massachusetts businessman James Edgar first featured Santa in a department store. Children from all over the state dragge...

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  • UNDER MY CHRISTMAS TREE: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: The decorated Christmas tree was a pagan German tradition. Queen Victoria encouraged this “foreign custom” of her German husband, ...

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  • MERRY KISSMYASS: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: The earliest reference to “kiss my arse” with the similar spirit of “go to hell” dates as far back as 1705. However, an episode of...

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  • NAUGHTY AND NICE: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: As children we are told how Santa has a list dividing us all up into two categories of “naughty” or “nice”. Will Santa give us a p...

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  • BE NAUGHTY: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: The origins of the word "naughty" comes from the Old English "nawiht", meaning "nothing". (Hence the word "naught" still used toda...

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  • TOO HORNY TO BE IN PUBLIC: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: “Horny” is related to “horn,” the phallic possibilities of which are self-evident. In English, crudely referred to as “having the ...

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  • TOUCH MY ELF : 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: Elves are small magical creatures, which live in the North Pole and help Santa throughout the year. The 2005 picture book, ‘The El...

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  • HAPPY PENIS: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent to the am...

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  • INTELLECTUAL BADARSE: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: In the West, the owl is a symbol of intelligence and wisdom as it was sacred to the goddess of learning, Athena. It is even depict...

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  • GAY JOKE BUTT FUCK: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: Did you know that the ancient Greeks had no term to indicate the difference between “heterosexual” and “homosexual”, but instead j...

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  • YOU'RE JUST ALWAYS SEXY: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: According to therapist Dr. Laura Berman in her study of physical attraction to sex, “You really learn a lot from a kiss.” All your...

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  • BIG BUM: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: According to scientists from Oxford University, women with larger than average butts are more intelligent. Clearly, a great asset....

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  • BITCH, I'M FABULOUS: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: The modern slang shortening fabulous to “fab” was first recorded in 1957, popularised in reference to The Beatles. The full origin...

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  • WET PUSSY: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure, whils...

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  • I AM THE BITCH: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat is docume...

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  • LOVE IS LIKE A FART: 2xPrints

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    Text on the tag: It is said that on average we produce around half a litre of fart every day. If a person were to fart continuously for six years a...

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